Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Best Wednesday Miscellaneousness

First of all. What's this supposed to be?



Disney could not have acquired Pixar at a better time.

Two: Secrets of the universe and evidences of George Lucas really having a master plan, or just coincidence upon coincidence? You decide . . . check out what happens when you watch all 6 Star Wars movies simultaneously (with videos!). If you're only going to pay attention to one video on this site, better make it the one on top of page two where he overlays the openings of all the episodes . . . it's sort of the most beautiful thing I've ever seen and probably pretty close to what it's like to be omniscient. (I'm just guessing)

Three: Seriously, is there anything more delicious than a Quarter Pounder with Cheese? Probably only a Quarter Pounder with Cheese, a side of dollar menu Chicken McNuggets, and a chocolate shake. If you don't know what I'm talking about, it's been too long since you've had a Quarter Pounder with Cheese. Do you realize that there's two slices of cheese on that thing? Amazing.

Four: Did some more reading about the Prada fire. Turns out their just-arrived $5 million shipment of that got all burnt up was their 2006 Resort collection . . . well that's just great, what am I going to wear to Disney World now?

Five: Speaking of DisneyWorld, this site has footage of a ride on the the soon-to-open Orlando Matterhorn-killer, Expedition Everest. I'd ride it.

Seven: Yes, even more Disney-related news: Maybe your ear hasn't been to the street, but have you heard about Cam'ron's new Jay-Z diss, "You Got It" where Killer Cam takes Sean to task for, among other things, wearing open-toed sandals with jeans and being 37 years old. MTV reports that Jay-Z is torn between knowing he should ignore this diss and letting Cam have it. Me, I'm torn between siding with the Dipset on this (because it is coool to like Dipset) or the perennially loveable H.O.V. (Yes, I'm aware this item of business will probably spark a major debate in my comments section. I'm willing to take that risk)

Eight: Nike Air Max 360s. That's a lot of bubble to burst. And no, Nike isn't ripping off the X-Box 360, the name's in reference to the once-revolutionary Air Max 180s that only gym teachers bought back in the day.

10 comments:

marshall p said...

okay, in "seven" it's like your speaking in tongues. wtf?

Brigham said...

Uhm . . . I'm just talking about rappers and using all their different aliases, just like how when normal people talk about rappers.

Anonymous said...

"a son's courage, a father's love"?

what the hell is that?

Anonymous said...

From the wikipedia article on Bambi II: "The film is a midquel, the story taking place in the middle of the first Bambi movie. The film deals with Bambi coping with his father, the Great Prince, and his finding of a new mate while an orphaned Bambi comes to terms with his mother's death."

Disgusting. Salzmann's probably rolling in his grave.

Cindy Bean said...

I refuse to see that or to let any of my future children see that.

marshall p said...

normal people don't talk about rappers. they talk about insurance and pension plans.

Anonymous said...

If by normal you mean bored-with-their-lives-and-full-of-self loathing, then yes, they do.

Side of Jeffrey said...

The H.O.V. is undissable - even if Cam found something moderatly true to diss him with, JayZ could just look at him and say "Big Pimpin'" and that would pretty much end it.

Daniel Everett said...

jigga needs to regulate for that

marshall p said...

dear Anonymous,
yes, that's exactly what I mean by normal. duh.