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Thursday, February 23, 2006
Best Scathing Political Commentary
Maybe some of you have found yourselves in a real life situation where I try to tell you my favorite joke. When I first read this joke I started laughing so hard I had to leave the library. About two people that I've told this joke to laughed that hard, too. Most everyone else thought I was an idiot. Anyway, here's my favorite joke but updated for our modern times (Matt Lemmon thought of this retelling and made the picture below. Matt gets all the credit. Matt. Not me.):
The KingVice President and his servantPamela Pitzer Willeford, US Ambassador to Switzerland and Liechtenstein are hunting in the woodsat Katherine Armstrong's ranchone dayaround 5:30 pm on February 11, 2006 when they come upon a clearing. Suddenly, a manthe Vice President's friend, prominent Texas attorney and major Republican party contributor Harry Whittington jumps out from behind a tree. Seeing the KingVice President with his shotgun, the manWhittington yells "Don't shoot! I'm not a deerbird!" The KingVice President raises his shotgun, aims, and fires at the man, killing him deadpeppering his face, neck, and upper torso with birdshot.
Aghast, the servantPamela Pitzer Willeford, US Ambassador to Switzerland and Liechtenstein asks, "Why did you shoot? He said he wasn't a deerbird!"
"Oh!" exclaims the KingVice President. "I thought he said he was a deerbird."