I just made up this joke two seconds ago . . .
"What did Taxonomer Oscar Wilde say to the customs agent?"
Give up?
"I have nothing to declare but my genus."
Ha! Good one, right?
(You have to be kind of well educated in the arts and sciences to understand the joke, so it's okay if you're not laughing now. Go back to college and them maybe later it'll be hilarious to you)
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I had no idea he was a taxonomer!
go back to joke school.
I was going to say "go back to jerk school" but really you already graduated and were valedictorian of your class.
Though a pun is indeed the lowest form of humor... not bad.
genus, hehe.
Simon, Paula, and Randy all suggest you keep working on it and come back with another audition.
If you have a dream, and in your dream you see a color that you've never seen before, what color is it?
Ooooh Snap! Brigham's makin' jokes AND gettin' feisty!
no i didn't. i've never been to jerk school. you graduated magna cum laude from liar school you liar.
"Though pun is indeed the lowest..." What? indeed only wienies write like that.
A pigment of your imagination.
Has anyone else seen the episode of "Kids In The Hall" where Scott's "Buddy Cole" character imagines life alone on a desert island with Oscar Wilde?
http://www.kithfan.org/work/transcripts/one/budisland.html
Classic.
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