It looks like I'm being marketed to.
For a while I've just been using my hands to bathe with my bodywash, but that's no way to live. So I went to the drugstore to get a scrubby thing. They had them in light blue, they had them in white, they had them in pink (all colors I've done before) and wait...they had them in Black? What a fine manly color, I thought to myself.
When I got home I noticed the tag: