In response to the new Book of Mormon Musical opening on Broadway, the church issued this surprisingly zippy statement:
The production may attempt to entertain audiences for an evening, but the Book of Mormon as a volume of scripture will change people's lives forever by bringing them closer to Christ.
This is what I have to say about the South Park Book of Mormon Musical: Do you know how long I've been hearing about this thing? Since 2005, at least. If not 2004. What took you guys so long?