Best Good Ridance

If you've been to my apartment or talked with me much about my apartment then you know that there was a queen-sized mattress hanging out here when we moved in.  No explanation.  It looked real nice and it seemed brand new.

Well, we finally got rid of it.  Now there's room in the kitchen for my table.  And for some self-respect.

Also, did you know it's illegal to sell used mattresses in New York City?  That's why it's so hard to get one sold on Craigslist.  Because everyone on the internet is so busy obeying the law.