1) I'm not cool enough to get into New York's hottest clubs by myself, but I have friends who are cool enough to come outside and get the door person to let me in. Twice humbled!
2) I can't get away with taking pictures inside clubs. Took this one, got pulled aside by a security guard. (I think they just want people to use their iPhones for this kind of thing.) But guess what? This is the only picture I wanted anyway, so take that, Westway.
But what was it really like inside New York's hottest new club? Well, like Alpha said, it was something like this: