I think you already know Old Collin.
"Eh, Old Collin is no big deal. Whatever."
Well la-dee-da, what's this? New Collin?
"Oh my gosh! New Collin is blowing my mind so much!"
"Wow New Collin. I really like how you are!"
"Look at me! Now I'm just like New Collin when he reads a book!"
Then New Collin started accessorizing even more.
The only accessory I could find was a 1:30 am Slider...which he also had.
Here's a chart for the data from the research on "Old Brigham vs. New Collin: Who Do People Want to Be Around More?"
Once, I was given the job-finding advice to get a pair of glasses to wear to interviews. Now I understand why.