Best 2nd Collin Post of the Day

I think you already know Old Collin.


"Eh, Old Collin is no big deal. Whatever."

Well la-dee-da, what's this? New Collin?

"Oh my gosh! New Collin is blowing my mind so much!"

"Wow New Collin. I really like how you are!"


"Look at me! Now I'm just like New Collin when he reads a book!"


Then New Collin started accessorizing even more.


The only accessory I could find was a 1:30 am Slider...which he also had.


Here's a chart for the data from the research on "Old Brigham vs. New Collin: Who Do People Want to Be Around More?"


Once, I was given the job-finding advice to get a pair of glasses to wear to interviews. Now I understand why.