Worst.

Evil Knievel is dead!


Evil Knievel is like petrified wood, one of those things you hear about as a kid that you sort of never stop thinking about or being interested in. Sure, you might go into a long stretch where you're not thinking about Evil Knievel or petrified wood 100% of the time, but if you turned on the TV and they were talking about Mr. Knievel or you went to a house and there was a piece of petrified wood there, your loyal curiosity would control you.