Best Totally Boring Superbowl

Wasn't it, though?

Just three highlights:

1. The Bears scoring within the first 14 seconds of the game.
2. Prince.
   
1. That on Saturday Night Live they made jokes about his half-time performance to-be that came true during his real performance.
2. That he shredded so hard on his guitar. I want to see his Vegas show.
3. That everyone kept dropping the ball.

I can't say I'm even sad that the Bears lost because barely anything even happened in that game.
At least I was at a good gathering.

UPDATE

"Contrary to rumor, I'd like to take a few questions."
Prince's Half-Time Show Press Conference. Well worth watching for at least three minutes.