Oprah is going to be on Letterman Thursday night?
For the first time in 16 years?!
But what would happen to Letterman if he went on Oprah?
"Here's what would happen: I would go on the 'Oprah' show, and I would break down and sob like a little girl ... I don't want to have that happen," he said at the time. "I'd feel ridiculous. I'd never be able to live that down, that Oprah would make me sob."