Thursday, June 18, 2009

Best the Blues are Still Blue

This isn't a post about Broek, Leslie, and Broek. This is a post about fashion!




Keith, Leslie, and Karl have started a clothing company, Launderette. Check out the website, it is a good place to go. Keith says they have to sell a few dresses before he can start selling bow ties so, for crying out loud, buy a dress or two while you're there.

Also, this blog is totally going fashion/design/cupcakes/headbands. That's where the sitehits are these days. Just keeping with the times. Tomorrow: Yummy lowcal desserts! or maybe something having to do with babies? Cute babies?

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Best Thank You Contributors

FIRST Thanks to everyone that suggested a book to read. I actually picked one I wanted to try (I won't say which so that you can all feel like winners), ran out to the bookstore down the street in the rain during dinner last Thursday night, got there, they didn't have the book, went back to the work and settled on reading a bit of something I had sitting around at home. Now it is Ulysses time, but later this year I'll try again.

SECOND Huge thanks to Mitch for sending this Hairy Monster all the way from England!


I hope this will inspire at least one or two more hairy monsters. But you've got quite the creation to beat, don't you think?

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Best This One Is Really Pretty Clever

Best Bloomsday Yet

On June 16th, 1904 James Joyce had his first date with his wife-to-be, Nora Barnacle. Later, he'd set the action of Ulysses on this day. This morning I finally crack Ulysses open for my second full reading of this best of all novels. What a summer this will be. I hope you like Joyce posts and Joyce quotes, because that's what you'll be getting.

Previous Bloomsday Posts:
2006
2005
2004 (this is the only one of these posts that really says anything.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Best I Read This


After a couple months of battle (which sped up significantly once my daily subway rides doubled in length--have you ever taken the local instead of the express just to get a little more reading in?) I finished David Foster Wallace's Infinite Jest last Thursday, the 11th, at around 6:30 in the morning.

Listen, it is very tragic that David Foster Wallace is dead. I liked reading this monster very much and I liked it very much and it has given me a LOT to think about--and not just in a "what in the world happened in this book?" way, but also in a "hmmm, let me ponder his book's deeper meanings" way too. I wish DFW could have completed more fiction. This book was great and so much better than the majority of what I read, but it is not as good as his best nonfiction writing--and what I'm really saying is Infinite Jest is great, but "A Supposedly Fun Thing That I'll Never Do Again" (the essay, not necessarily the collection of essays of the same name. And you can download it as it originally appeared in Harpers here. [Consider that a link to be clicked and treasured.]) is one of the absolute best things I've ever read and this sort of reportage is a better use of DFW's maximalist tendencies than this 1100 page (with footnotes...one must always mention Infinite Jest's footnotes) adventure in non-convergent storytelling. Had he stuck around to write for us a little more I imagine he could have topped Jest, and if not, coming close would've been pretty great.

Set mostly at a suburban Massachusetts Tennis academy and a half-way house down the hill from that school, the story primarily relates to the rarely intersecting events at the two institutions. Infinite Jest gets its title from a film that was produced by the founder of the tennis academy (Mr. James Incadenza--the names in this book are very Pynchony) that is so entertaining that if you watch it you'll never want to do anything else at all besides watch it again and again. A band of wheelchair-bound Quebecois assassins are trying to track down this video to use as a weapon of secession and perhaps domination. The book begins with a scene that takes place several months after the rest of the book and suggests some very mysterious happenings, you read the book in anticipation of the resolution of these mysteries, but beware: for a time, Jim Incadenza's films were considered to spearhead the an anti-confluentialist movement.

The first many hundred pages of the book resembled, to me, the first couple hundred pages of a DeLillo novel--you're just getting character and tone, not too much byway of plot seems to be happening. But around page 600, maybe 700 I was absolutely stunned to realize that a story WAS happening in this novel. So much seems to occur behind the scenes or just out of frame that the mind is rendered mad with curiosity and fascination. This is what had me whipping this book out the moment I found a place to stand on any subway platform or place to sit on any public transportation: the good old wondering of What Happens Next?

On top of that, Wallace's writing is absolutely magnificent. I found myself particularly wrapped up in a rumble that occurs outside the half-way house, a description of Thanksgiving at the Incadenza household, and a half-page of Irish (or Scottish? Sorry, Niall. I just don't remember which it was.) dialogue.

If this were 8th Grade and you were my terrible 8th grade English teacher (looking back I've decided I didn't/don't care for her one bit) and you asked me the theme of this book I'd tell you: Happiness. or Dependency. More properly: the relationship between the two. Unlike the last massive book I finished, I can say I came away from Infinite Jest with a lot more to think about and many more benefits. Plus, this is a book I can talk about with a lot of people--soon after taking Infinite Jest into my possession I discovered that whipping it out while dining alone in the East Village isn't too different from walking a puppy down the street on a sunny day. Everyone seems to notice, everyone has something to say. I should make a Facebook group of all the people I interfaced with thanks to this book.

I have said enough (but so little) for now.

Let me leave you with some good links:
  • Kottke.org is always posting excellent DFW related-content. The mildly curious or in need of content should investigate there.
  • Infinite Summer is an internet bookclub organized to read and discuss Infinite Jest over the course of the summer. The website seems real legit, lots of great resources there.
  • I filled four notecards with vocabulary words learned (many still in need of looking up) from this book. I've also found three blogs or websites dedicated to vocabulary learnt from DFW. He was a brainiac, a sad, humble brainiac. One. Two. Three.
  • This is what I had to say after Wallace's suicide. This is the New Yorker's wrap up on the final days of Mr. Wallace.
  • In case you were ignoring me earlier (but felt like reading this whole post anyway), you can download the original version of A Supposedly Fun That I'll Never Do Again here. It is so good.
Tomorrow is June 16th. I'm beginning my second complete reading of what I remember considering the greatest work of literature created by the hand of man when I read it the first time ten years ago. Have you ever felt like it was Christmas Eve just because the next day you were going to get a book down off the shelf?

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Best Fashion Advice

I say beware of stores selling products that they know you're going to want to throw away.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Best Suggestions?

I have five , no, four days until I start my next book. I just finished a real monster. Can anyone recommend something real good that can be read in a few days. Preferably something light in tone but substantial featuring a smallish cast of well-developed characters. A discernable plot would be appreciated, but isn't required.

Graphic novels, oddly, need not apply. (this time)

Best I Can't Believe We Haven't Talked About This Song

I wanted to post about fruits and vegetables today, but time is against me. Maybe soon?



This blog would look so much classier without all the youtube embeds.

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Best Okay, I've Been Watching All the Summer Movies, Too

Actually, I've probably seen fewer of them than a lot of you. It can be so hard to make the time to for the Terminator!

Here's what I think of what I've seen...

17 Again: This movie was so funny! I laughed at so many jokes! I had been told this was surprisingly good but still went in with my doubts. Guess I just had to see how surprisingly good it was for myself. Everyone: did you know that the nerdy friend graduated from my high school? Yup. He did.

Star Trek: Every movie should be this good. And I don't say this in the same sense that one may say "Every day should be Christmas." I literally mean that every movie that is made should be made by people working hard to make sure that the ideas are good and that the acting is good and that the audience is entertained and that the whole thing moves along and everyone leaves the movie theater a little more than satisfied. Quality should be the standard, not the exception.

Wolverine: Whatever. Logan sure looked to the sky and roared "Noooooooo!!!!" as the camera pulled back into space a whole lot in this one. Again: Whatever.

Up: Here's where I start losing friends. If you and I have talked movies then maybe I've told you how the last year or so has been rough between Pixar and I. Basically, something switched off inside of me and I'm just not buying it anymore. I hate to say that, but I need to be honest. Oh, I liked the jokes with animals, I'm not coming here to tell you that there were no good jokes in this movie but I am coming here to tell you that this was just a movie. They start the thing out by dicing a whole bag of onions right under your eyes and try to keep riding that forced emotional wave all the way through to the end...sometimes I fell for it, but I could feel myself falling for it, I could tell I was being tricked. Listen, again, just about any joke with the Dug the Dog or the bird I liked, but that keeps this thing at the level of a solid Loony Tunes short or satisfying Simpsons episode.

But the thing I really want to say is: I am done with 3D, I am against 3D. I tried so hard to find a screening of this movie not in 3D in Manhattan, basically it's impossible. 3D isn't just a gimic, it's a dirty trick and it will seriously have its way with your wallet. I want to see bright colors, I want even the things standing still to not be totally blurred. I'm done with this game.

Until Avatar.

Maybe.

Monday, June 08, 2009

Best Listening

I've listened to some new records, here's what I thought of them:


"Primary Colours" by the Horrors


That feature on your ipod where you can give a song a star rating as you listen to it? I don't really use it to rate all my music, but if I am listening to a song during the day and I like it I'll quickly give it five stars just to mark it for future reference as a song I liked. The first time I listened to Primary Colours I noticed halfway into the record that I had marked for future reference nearly every song with a five star rating.

This album is seriously good. It is absolutely ferocious.

Basically it sounds like the unexpectedly triumphant reunion album of goth-leaning 80s band that you've happened to never have heard of until now. I really like it, the whole thing is possessed of a magnificently menacing iciness; a steely, echoing dread. It's some proper rock n roll vampire music and it demands to be played loud.



"Veckatimest" by Grizzly Bear


These are the notes I wrote down while listening to this record the second time:

Hey! This is good. Shambling and tight at the same time. Very good for listening to. Rather pretty in some moments, sometimes sounding like lights in the woods. I think this is indie rock.

At the moment I can't remember what a single song from this album sounds like, but I remember thinking "Oh yeah, this is good!" when I started it up that second time.



"Wavvves" by Wavves


When I first started listening to this record it made me want to wake up earlier in the day so I'd have more time to listen to it (the last thing that made me feel this way was Saturday Morning Cartoons I guess). To me it is baffling and exciting that something so noisy and no-fi (if you haven't heard it then you truly can't know what I'm talking about) sound so pretty. This record basically takes everything that No Age was doing right and timeses it by 11. This and "Primary Colours" are the two records on this page that I'm the most amped about.



"Blood" by Franz Ferdinand


The dub retelling of Tonight. I liked this record because I've developed an acceptance of dub, if dub isn't your thing then you'll probably treat this record as an outcast.

But what's real special about Blood is that it made me curious about listening to Tonight again. Tonight didn't make much of an impression on me the few times I listened to it after it came out, I had been told it was a grower but it never really grew for me, probably because I wasn't willing to keep watering it. But I listened to this record on Friday and returned to Tonight on Friday and, surprise surprise, I only had to water that plant a little bit and it shot back to life into something bigger and more beautiful than I ever expected. So I'd like to take my old opinion back and say that I'm seriously down with Tonight. And totally down with Blood.



"Hold Time" by M Ward


An absolute favorite record of mine is M. Ward's "Transfiguration of Vincent." I am so down with it, so down with it in fact that I've never been too enthusiastic about any of his other records. Sure, they're good...but Transfiguration is so correct, why bother with the others, right? Well guess what, this new M. Ward record ("Hold Time", if you're not into reading bold print headings)? I'm into bothering with this one. After one listen I'm calling it nearly a tie with "Transfiguration of Vincent." Just more and more excellent sometimes-sleepy, sometimes-locomotive songwriter guitar music but this guy, he just does it so right in my book. Very strong from start to finish and its got this cover of Buddy Holly's "Rave On" that, I kid you not, deserves the Nobel Prize. Best cover since M Ward did "Let's Dance" on "Transfiguration of Vincent."

Sunday, June 07, 2009

Best Work for Hire

This is where I'm spending the sunnier hours of the week nowadays.

Hey, there's a story/tale of myself that I wrote up at the Day Club, please go check it out. It's just the typed out version of a couple stories you've probably heard me tell a few times.

And what's the Day Club? Well, it's a blog devoted to the unemployed started by Paul Dozier back when he was recently laid-off. Now Paul is totally hired at a new job and I'm temporarily temping, but I'd say the Day Club is still as pertinent as ever.

Again, please go read what I wrote. Please. The draft is a little rougher than I remember, but I think it's still lovable.

Friday, June 05, 2009

Best Come to Zion Come to Zion

If you ever needed a reason to head back to Salt Lake, here you go: It's the 2009 Gallivan Center Summer Free Outdoor Concert Series.

Jul 09: Bon Iver/Jenny Lewis
July 16: Black Keys/Human Highway
July 23: M. Ward/Land of Talk
July 30: Sonic Youth/Land of Color
August 06: Q-Tip/B.o.B.
August 13: Toots and the Maytals/NASA
August 20: Iron & Wine/Okkervil River

I'm not making this up.

7 years ago I saw Big Sandy and the Fly-Rite Boys at the Gallivan, 2 years ago Peter, Bjorn, and John. Now it's 2009 and if there's a city with a better line up of absolutely free public summer shows I want you to tell me about it.

Thursday, June 04, 2009

Best If You Didn't Know By Now

Collin made a new movie, but it sounds like he's got a masterwork in the, err, works that should be unleashed upon the world before too long. It's a project that he's been talking about for as long as I've known him.



Bien hecho, muchacho.

Best Life is Full of New Adventures

I was going to write a little blog post about how I went to Trader Joe's on my own and actually bought stuff for the first time ever last night. But then I realized that would be kind of a weak blog post. So I decided not to do it. But if I had done it, I'd have told you I bought almonds, peanut butter, flowers, and Cliff Bars. And that I got totally confused and overwhelmed, but I didn't give up.

That's the thing about everything: the not giving up.

Monday, June 01, 2009

Best Talking About Feelings: The Conclusion

Just a couple more Phantom Menace things I've been wanting to post...

Firstly, I found these pictures.

This is me holding the block of wood with my number in line for the Phantom Menace on it. We were 43rd in line or something. This is the night before the night the movie came out. I slept in the parking lot that night, but my roommate Curtis stayed in line the whole next day for us. (Don't worry, I brought him an egg salad sandwich to eat for lunch).


And this is me the night that the movie opened. We didn't make it into the midnight show, but I got tickets to see it twice during opening day.


Lastly, here's the Phantom Menace memories of my buddy Josh. Josh was a New Yorker for a while, but now he's a DC'er. He's famous in his own right, but his wife Naomi has this blog that's an absolute internet sensation. Presently she's been posting people's lists of the 10 Things that Make Them Happy. I don't know what my whole ten are, but I do know that on my list you'll find "The second of silence between the 20th Century Fox fanfare and the Star Wars theme." Holy smokes, goosebumps right now just thinking about it.

Josh wanted to have a lot of links in his Phantom Menace memory. Mission accomplished, dude:

10 years is a long time, but I remember there being so much hype and anticipation built up for the release of Episode 1: Phantom Menace. This probably had to do with the incredible amount of advertising for the new Star Wars movie. There was a Superbowl commercial, Pizza Hut/Taco Bell/KFC cups and collectible toys , Pepsi commercials starring an alien named Marfalump, and of course the usual posters, billboards, cardboard cut-outs, and tee shirts.

Looking back, I ask myself what was different about this, since there's always hype with each block buster that comes out. And then I remember how exciting is was to have something that had only been watched in people's living rooms on 10-year-old VHS tapes come to the big screen...and how exciting it was to realize that there were actually millions of OTHER people who got goosebumps when they heard the opening Star Wars theme and remained equally enthralled with each character's successive Wagnerian leitmotif. Truly, the release of Episode I was a unifying experience for the world, full of joy and new hope, much like Luke was for his far-away galaxy in Episode IV.

Lastly, I poignantly recall that Natalie Portman was an extremely hot and deeply sexy queen.

And althought this comedy sketch by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog on Conan O'Brian came a little later, it brings back fond memories of Star Wars debuts.

Okay, so that's the end to the series of themed posts that you probably thought had ended.

...Unless anyone else has something to say.

Best Happy Birthday Brigham


Hey, I don't know if he's exactly my namesake or not (I just know I sure have had a lot of pictures taken of me standing in front of his statue at BYU) but I do know it was his birthday today. Happy 207th, Brigham.

I wanted to put in this quote of his where he talks about "Hey, we haven't run out of food until we've eaten all our oxen (or horses?)" but I can't find it anywhere and am starting to think maybe I imagined it.

Does anyone know what I'm talking about?

UPDATED: Here we go!

“I might say something with regard to the hard times. You know that I have told you that if any one was afraid of starving to death, let him leave, and go where there is plenty. I do not apprehend the least danger of starving, for until we eat up the last mule, from the tip of the ear to the end of the fly whipper, I am not afraid of starving to death.”

He was hardcore. Just the man for the job of giving the pioneers the tough love they needed.

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Best Five Years in the History of the Internet

You know what are cute? Five year olds are cute. And briggie.blogspot.com/steady mobbin' is five years old today. Wow, it seems like just yesterday that I was sitting in Benny's Burritos with Karisa, eating our burritos and spotting a minor celebrity.

Every year when I see that 5/31 is quickly approaching I consider having some sort of blowout post, maybe a best of? Or reformatting or retitling or dropping the "Best" convention to my postings. But then 5/31/XX arrives and I find myself away from the computer or low on ideas or unable to commit to shaking things up. Anyway. Five years. That's how long it's been.

And by the way, this is where the blog gets its name from. I thought my buddy Lucas would like it.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Best Day's Reading

Billy Pilgrim was not Kurt Vonnegut.

Today at work I listened to Slaughterhouse Five. It's been a pretty long time since I read it last. Great to have a refresher. Here's what I wrote in my notes while I listened to it (some of these are quotes [indicated by quotation marks], some of them are thoughts, some are quotes without quotation marks.) As I'm just dropping these thoughts and quotes in without any context it's probably best that you take a minute to read the book before going on to the rest of this post.
  • "...and I married a pretty girl who was covered in babyfat too."
  • "Mary had prepared us an operating room."
  • "These children are awake while we are asleep."
  • "I say to Sam now, 'Here's your book.'"
  • "Gathering energy from all through her ruined body."
  • How much was $60,000 in 1967? That was Billy Pilgrim's net income that year.
  • "'I can be comfortable anywhere.' The next day he died. His last words were, 'You think this is bad? This ain't bad.'"
  • Does every dog in this book have a voice like a big brass gong?
  • If you see all of time like a stretch of the Rocky Mountains, then where do you stand?
  • "Only on Earth is there any talk of free will."
  • When did Valley of the Dolls come out?
  • "In case Billy died...he didn't."
  • Cinderella is the most popular story ever told?
  • "This isn't a man, it's a broken kite."
  • All of the old Kilgore trout paperbacks smelled like "flannel pajamas that hadn't been washed in a month."
  • RE: Valencia Marble "She was rich, she was as big as a house."
  • At least two people are mentioned as eating 3 Musketeers Bars.
  • "Before you kill someone, make sure they aren't well-connected." (the moral of the New Testament, according to Kilgore Trout)
  • I'd hate to see the shovels before I died.
  • "As sick as volcanoes."
  • "'There they go! There they go!' that was I, that was me, the author of the book."
  • "'Oz.' That was I, that was me."
  • Montana Wildhack
  • Pilgrim's hot bed "smelled like a mushroom cellar."
  • The Spirit of '76
  • "They expected no blessings beyond the mildness of the day."
  • "...and made themselves utterly beautiful."
  • "Every cell in his body shook him with ravenous applause."
  • Was this Campbell Nazi a real person?
  • Maggie White: "She was a dull person, but a sensational invitation to make babies."
  • "They were all being killed with their families."
  • "Dresden was one flame, the one flame ate everything..."
  • "Valencia adored Billy."
  • "I could carve a better man out of a banana."
  • "I knew it was going to be bad getting old, I didn't know it was going to be this bad."
  • Royalton Hotel on 44th street?
  • "It was a little after 8 o'clock, so all the shows were about silliness or murder."
  • Did they reuse crosses?
  • What if Jesus was 5'3"?
  • When did the Earth's population reach 7 billion?
  • "Roses and Mustard gas."
  • Vonnegut says he was the only person to benefit from the Dresden firebombings, that me made $5 for every person that died. 160,000 x $5.
  • Also re: Vonnegut and Dresden, "I got lucky, I wouldn't have missed it for the world."
Those last two notes I got from the excellent little conversation with Vonnegut that was at the end of my recording of the book. Excellent surprise that was.

Vonnegut was 47 when Slaughterhouse Five was published. He didn't really get serious about novel writing until his late 30s.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Best This is You


Sorry, but it is.

Also, is it really possible that none of you can draw a hairy monster?
It isn't that hard. You probably didn't even try.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Best Question of the Weekend



Well, can you?

If you didn't know, I find myself temping again. At last. It had been ages. I love having something to do for 13 hrs every day (you think I'm kidding about loving it but I'm not) but the funny thing is: I've got a lot less blogging time. SO, until my time and enthusiasm intersect, how about drawing some hairy monsters?