Danger Supplement #3

This time I will be brief. I present to you the Girl from Ipanema Hostel's Harry Potter Suite. Your own private room, conveniently located beneath the staircase in the kitchen right by the clean water machine. Enjoy a bed to yourself, your own fan, your own lightbulb, and the safety and security of a door locked from the outside with a padlock. Comfort, security, affordability...what more could you ask for while staying in Rio?

("Your dignity" or "Your humanity" would be acceptable answers to that question)