Because we’re fancy, Mom, Dad, Emily and I went and had dinner last night at the Panera Bread Co. Oak Park’s elegant neighboring village*, River Forest.
*Yes, I am from a village. The Village of Oak Park. We have a Chief instead of a Mayor. What? Is that weird to you?
Now let’s play a game. First, divide our group of 4 up into 2 teams: The Males and the Females. Now, guess which team ate dainty salads for dinner:
And which team had hearty sandwiches: (scroll down for answers)
Did you guess Salads = Men
And Sandwiches = Women?
Also, there was a cheese and mushroom pizza (except it wasn’t called a pizza, it had a corporate name that evoked freshness and crispiness)
Mom took these pictures of me looking like this
Before she told me I need a little of this
This is my Mom and Dad. But you probably figured that out in the first picture.