These are two expressions I invented this weekend. Feel free to use them yourself:
"Not the dumbest rock in the box."
"Not the cutest puppy in the window."
(Of course both need to be preceded by "He's/She's not . . .")
Also, I was wondering: Why hasn't anyone made a new version of Pippi Longstocking lately? Wouldn't people like that?
PS If I haven't already told you, it's finals time. Don't expect much from me, or of me. (Not that you had)