Best Technology Update

You may have been asking yourself, How's it going for Brigham and his iPhone?
Oh, we're still trying to get to know each other.  Trying to understand each other.  I still squint at it like a confused Grandpa and it pretends to not understand a thing I say.

I said "When's the election, Siri?"

Then I said "No, I'm sorry I meant when is the election day, Siri?"

Finally, threw my hands up and nearly shouted "WHEN IS THE ELECTION!" and it tried to kill me with data.

I guess the good news is I totally know how to take screenshots.  I even taught someone at work.  That's how it is with knowledge.  You catch yourself a fish and then show everyone.