From a gchat yesterday afternoon. I left my co-chatter hanging on where I was headed, they tried to reel me back in with some very tempting conversation bait as I tied my shoes and headed off:
ME: you won't believe where I'm going right now!
THEM: a few guesses...
the superhero store?
fuku that is
ME: all good and close, but not where I'm going
ok, I got to go where I'm going cuz I'm going there right now
THEM: tell me first
ME: nope, sorry. I just left. I'll tell you after.
don't leave me hanging
ME: sorry. i left!
I'll find you
you can't escape me
i know you didn't just leave me hanging
I ate a whole pig today
and played Guitar Hero
and watched Real Housewives
and all seasons of Friday Night Lights
you're really not there huh?
and did you know that my aunt is Susan Boyle?
Very hard to resist, but I did. Good thing they didn't ask me to guess what their favorite Slayer song was.
And I've only watched Real Housewives once, but it made a real impression on me.