Friday, August 27, 2004

Best Short Short Story by Me About My Day

"Have a nice day" the girl behind the counter said. Have a nice day? I had just bought a grape soda and was going to go drink it in the park, of course I was going to have a nice day.

That night I ate with Mike the Model and Lisa from High School in the East Village and they discovered they'd been living parallel lives. On my way home from dinner I saw Q-Tip parking his G500 at the corner of Lafayette and Great Jones Street. If I'm not being surprised by how tiny a celebrity is, I'm being surprised by how fat they've gotten.

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