Best DC I am Coming For You

Hard to believe it, but people have been letting me pick the music at their parties for 5 years now. 

And now I have my biggest music-picking adventure yet coming up this Saturday. I am being paid (basically) to go down to DC to help people party at the Potomac Mid-Single Conference, which, if you type it out, doesn't sound very cool.  But I bet it's going to be awesome! If you are in DC, and we are friends, or we should be friends, or if we might make great enemies, come to the party Saturday night! It's going to be off the hook! I am going to be playing so many jams you won't believe it!

(Although I don't understand why I'm not listed under the event's list of special guests).