Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Best Lazy Photo Weekend

Let me begin the summation of my weekend with a question: If it's a Saturday, and you're having the first meal of your day around 1pm, and you go out for Vietnamese food in China Town with your friends, and you eat a chopped up beef salad, is this still classifiable as "brunch"?

The Vietnamese restaurant in China Town had pictures of the food on the tables . . . "Waiter, give me . . . THIS!"

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Sometimes a meal will end and several diners will have left and I'll suddenly think: "Wait, pictures. I need to take pictures." And then I'll take some half-hearted candid photos. Like this one . . .
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Wait . . . are those the NYC Bros back from Kentucky?

Or this one . . .
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Here is my plate after I ate. Please note the Vietnamese chili pepper stems sticking up like catfish whiskers. That's cuz I'm always trying to show off how hardcore I am about spicy food situations. It's how I made friends in Mexico.

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Walking to school I passed Japan Home Centre (One Price All).

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Then that night I headed deep into Brooklyn with a band of Oak Parkers for Adventure.

Someone in Bushwick is looking for a roommate . . . a Lady roommate.

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We dinnered, and when desserts came out, so did my camera . . . but only lazily. Here Hannah enjoys chocolate pudding as if it were hot chocolate.

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I now must make a confession. I met an Oak Parker Saturday that knew my sister and my sister's friend Sue, and I learned her name . . . but right now I can only spell her name as a phonetic approximation, so until it is spelled for me, I shall refer to her as "S.K.S." (which is short for "She Knows Sue.") Updated Siobhan! Her names is "Siobhan."

S.K.S. Siobhan and Penelope (not an Oak Parker) dug the banana cream pie . . .

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. . . so much that I couldn't keep them from blurring.

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When we got back on the subway my camera fell into the hands of others. If I knew about photoshop, maybe I could combine these next two photos into one single photo where everyone looks their best

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I suppose I'll take one for the team and call this a good looking photo of the bunch of us.

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Camera appropriation continued . . .

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I've never known Pete to be too willing to be photographed

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Then, in Williamsburg, we ate MORE!

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And saw the Fiery Furnaces from the side of the back of North Six. (In case you missed me mentioning it before, Matt and Eleanor of the Fiery Furnaces are Oak Park River Forest High School Grads, so it was important for us to be the people in the corner yelling "Oak Park!!" at the end of the set. But no reunions were had.)

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Sunday night I went to Brooklyn again for a big Lebanese dinner cooked by Sariah. This is the delicious food that she cooked. But as I was having a Lazy Photo Weekend (and I'm not always so clicky amongst groups of brand new friends) I haven't any photos of Sariah, Orson, Karisa, Jamie, Nas, Liz, Aubrie, Thomas, Allison, and myself eating and talking . . . but believe me, we ate and talked and it was great.

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Weekend!

Monday, November 07, 2005

Best Unimpressiveness Turned Mildly Noteworthy

As I was walking to school Friday morning Mario Batali zipped by me on his Vespa with a person dressed in blue riding on the back. I see Mario all time, so I don't even count him as a sighting anymore . . . but this morning I was reading Stereogum and discovered that the "person in blue" riding along on the Vespa was REM frontman Michael Stipe. Apparently Mr. Batali is interviewing Mr. Stipe for a new Sundance Channel TV series.

So, I don't know, that's a slightly neat thing to see in the morning, right?

Here is the Stereogum post that filled me in.

Come on, you know I'll post about almost anything.

Best Disaster Waiting to Happen: The Revenge

Another errant banana peel, this one found on subway steps? There is a bad monkey in this city, and it has villainous plans.

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Real content today? Quite possible, but much later.

Friday, November 04, 2005

Best Batch of Trailers

It's Friday. You're at work. You don't care about work. It's Friday.

Maybe spend the day watching movie trailers online?

King Kong The big official trailer has arrived! Hmm. I've watched it twice, the only thing that I really like is when Kong beats his chest before rushing the T-Rex. Otherwise, sorry . . . no strong reaction here. Of course I'll see the movie, of course it'll (probably) be great, right?

Final Destination 3 Oh man! Look at all the grody ways people are going to die in this movie! "Ah Snap!" indeed.

Underworld Evolution Sometimes if you make a sequel to a movie but don't really want to add a number to the title a good thing to add is a word to the original title that's kind of coool sounding, like "Nemesis" or "Exodus" or "Genesis" or, in this case, "Evolution." Oooh. It's Underworld . . . but Evolved!

Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World Have you ever heard people who are "in the know" talk about Albert Brooks like he's the very funniest man to ever have lived? Like, the funniest, funniest guy ever? Supposedly he recorded some comedy album in the 70s that doesn't exist anymore but it's lethally funny . . . allegedly. Silly how I only pick up on the teeniest tiniest bit of funny in this movie, like maybe maybe maybe funny?

The Producers If you're in a movie theater with someone who has never seen the musical version of The Producers and then they see this trailer that person will say "Wait . . . this is what The Producers is about?" Yes, apparently this is what the Producers is about. I predict this might be the movie where people stop caring about Will Farrell.

Okay. Wait. I have to stop doing this for two reasons: First, my computer is going agonizingly slows. Second, all of these trailers look really unimpressive. As I try to not bum people out or act too snobby on my blog, I can't keep putting these movies down. BUT I've got to do one more, one more that I can't ignore:

Curious George Oh no. Nice hair, George. Nice music, Jack Johnson. If I were the sort of type to say "You have murdered my childhood" I'd say to this movie that it is murdering my childhood.

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Best Disaster Waiting to Happen

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Best Real Estate Confidence

You must really believe in your "Castles in the Sky" if the website is "One Ill Building.com."
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Actually, it turns out that www.oneillbuilding.com isn't even the proper URL, it's www.theoneillbuilding.com.

A scoop at Curbed reveals that a rapper bought one of the penthouses and two apartments below the penthouse to use as His and Hers closets (at 1.4 million a piece). Who's the rapper? Who's the Her? It's Nas and Kellis.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Best Experiment in Real Journalism

If you know me (and, as you are reading this blog, you probably do) then I’ve probably already bragged to you about my “new buddy” Demetri Martin. But, for a moment, pretend that I haven’t bragged to you about meeting Demetri, and let me tell you the story of my most exciting comedian encounter of the last week.

So, one morning I woke up and discovered the whole world (especially the girl part of the world) was in love with young comic Demetri Martin and his one-man show, “These Are Jokes.” Demetri sounded familiar, somehow I already knew that he was known for his palindromes, but I did a little extra research and discovered that Demetri was an NYU Law School drop out who’s making it big in the world of clever-person comedy. I felt this was someone I would really, really like to get to know—and in a conversation with a skilled stalker, I realized that I probably could meet Demetri. How? Sometimes I forget, but I’m the editor of the Arts & Entertainment section of the Commentator, the Law School newspaper . . . all I needed to do was email Mr. Martin and ask him for an interview, and maybe he’d oblige?

On Sunday, October 23rd I wrote the following email:

Mr. Martin,

My name is Brigham. I go to NYU Law. I'm the "editor" of the Commentator Arts & Entertainment "section." I'll make a confession: I haven't seen your show yet, but I have a friend that has seen it twice, and she says it's great. I don't know the proper way to request interviews with people, but here's my pitch: I'd like to interview you for the paper and talk about your show and your jokes and how you used to go to NYU Law and, I don't know, the usual interview stuff. Or maybe I should say "Mr. Martin, I'd rather interview you about your show and your jokes and how you used to go to NYU Law than write a review of Elizabethtown for the next issue of the Commentator."

You may object because your show is about to end and my article won't be able to make your show more popular. I say don't worry about that, because I'm not sure anyone reads the Commentator anyway.

Sincerely,

Brigham Barnes

A Student at NYU Law


And on the morning of Monday, October 24, I received the following email:

brigham.
hi.
thanks for getting in touch with me.
sounds good.
let me know when you were thinking would be a good time.
i appreciate the support.
demetri


Is it really that easy? Apparently it is, and two days later I met Demetri at Grey Dog Coffee for some lunch and talking. It was a really fun, lively conversation of story trading and anecdote sharing. We ended with a very official handshake, and Demetri invited me to catch his show, offering to put me on “the list.” So of course I accepted, because how could I write an article and not have seen the show, right? AND, what if I went to the show and it turned out that Demetri was really, really NOT funny?

Oh good, it turns out he is funny.

Anyway, I caught Demetri’s Friday-night show, and let me tell you, nothing softens up a critic like VIP tickets and reserved seats with your name almost spelled correctly on them.

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I completely forgot to get a picture of Demetri during our lunch, but was able to get one after the show . . . and get this! “These Are Jokes” is SO good that even Demetri likes it (and you know how comedians can be, always so self-effacing, self-critical, and self-putting-themselves-down.)

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Anyway, this is the surprisingly short article that my getting to know Demetri produced. It’s really serious-journalist style, had I the energy or time on Sunday (that’s the day that articles get written) I could have written a gonzo-style immersion in the world of Demetri sort of piece . . . oh well, I’m no Doctor.

P.S.: This is the rough draft. I’m hoping my editor created a final draft out of it.

Like many an NYU Law student, Demetri Martin came to the law school straight from an Ivy League school, having aspired since childhood to be a lawyer and figuring that a law degree would open up a world of options when he graduated. But about a month into his first semester, Demetri realized that he had made a mistake and that law school wasn’t for him. By Demetri’s second year he was skipping most of his classes to be an intern at the Daily Show, occasionally wearing a gorilla suit to class, and answering questions in Criminal Procedure with sayings he found in fortune cookies. While many of his fellow classmates were eating up the law and preparing for careers with gigantic firms, Demetri was realizing that law school was just another step in a life that gifted students tend to compose on paper, where our sense of validation is built into markers we find along the way, whether they’re gold stars, A’s, trophies, or plaques—and that this life built around a series of achievements was no longer for him. While Demetri envied the small percentage of students that seem well-matched and passionate about studying, examining, and debating the law, he realized that he’d rather be involved in something that he himself could feel passionate about, that he’d rather look forward to the activities he’d be doing every day. So there was only one thing he could do.

At the end of his second year, this former Root-Tilden scholar dropped out of school, got a job with a temp agency, and began a career in comedy by performing at the Boston Comedy Club. The disapproval he received from friends and family for having dropped out of law school was “immediate and universal” but very reassuring because, finally, this lifelong overachiever didn’t have to worry about pleasing anyone.

If you listen to Demetri describe how he felt upon deciding to leave law school, you’ll realize that his decision wasn’t rash or motivated out of simple frustrations, but well-thought out and motivated by a strong personal philosophy: “When I was young I thought that being gifted meant being good at something without trying too hard. Around the time I dropped out of law school, I realized that to me, a greater gift is finding what I feel so passionate about that the amount of work isn’t part of the calculation. The question is: what would I be doing if money were no concern . . . it’s about finding that fit, that thing you can work really hard at, but it doesn’t matter, because you enjoy it. You need something you can be involved in earnestly and be really applied to. The little ride I’ve been on since I started doing comedy has been really fun. My worst day in comedy is better then my best day in law . . . not that I was ever really in law . . . so what do I know about that?”

Demetri’s self-described “little ride” looks to be headed towards big things. After eight years of stand-up work, Demetri has been a writer for Conan O’Brien, won the prestigious Perrier Award at the Edinburgh International Fringe Festival, appeared on nearly every late-night talk show on television, been asked to develop a TV series, auditioned for the lead in a Woody Allen movie, is about to become a special correspondent on Youth Trends for the Daily Show, and is now performing in “These Are Jokes”, a one-man show at the Village Theatre on Bleecker Street (a show that he will be taking to London for two weeks in November.)

Demetri’s sort of humor can be described as “dumb jokes for smart people.” He shares quick, Steven Wright-style quips, observations, and stories about every day things that are simultaneously a little dim and quite bright. For example, "I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable." Or, “The word ‘alphabet’ is like a preview: these are some of the letters you will be encountering in me.”

With “These Are Jokes,” Demetri shares with his audience an hour’s worth of jokes after, sometimes supplemented by a Casio keyboard and glockenspiel or illustrations on a large sketch pad. To see the show is to be exposed to a relentless torrent of sheer cleverness and “Why didn’t I think of that?” moments. Demetri himself is entertained by the positive reception his act receives, not because he likes to feel that people think that he’s funny, but because he “likes seeing that people find the same things funny that I do. The show’s not so much about me, but about my ideas. I try to give the audience a feeling of going along for a ride with me for an hour.”

When I first set out to meet with Demetri, “These Are Jokes” was set to close on October 29th, and this article would have only served to alert most readers to something great that they had totally missed out on. But after many sold-out nights, an additional three performances (November 3, 4, and 5) have been added to the run. Simply put, your week will probably be wasted if you don’t catch his show, so head over to ticketweb.com or the Village Theatre box-office and get yourself a ticket or two and be prepared to have a great time. Oh, and after the show, make sure to introduce yourself to your fellow former-brother in the law school experience (he’ll be waiting for you out in the hall) and ask him about the time Justice Kennedy came to his Shakespeare and the Law class or how he was able to receive academic credit for his internship at the Daily Show, because those are stories I wasn’t able to fit into this article, but really wanted to.


I left SO much stuff out of this article that I just couldn’t figure out how to fit in, or sort of figured that the general law school public wasn’t ready for. What sort of stuff? I'll post a "Director's Cut" version of the article soon.

Anyway, if you’re reading this post (AND if you made it all the way down here to the last paragraph) and you’re a New York resident let me say this: Seriously, go check out Demetri’s show. It’s plenty fun and only $15. You can get your tickets from TicketWeb (or at the Village Theatre when you show up right before the show on Friday night and find out they’ve only got standing room left).

And after the show, when you bump into Demetri in the hall, make sure to tell him that I told you to check out the show (but don’t say that Briggie sent you, he doesn’t know who “Briggie” is, say “Brigham”, please) because I want him to know that his generosity with his time and tickets paid off, a little, sort of.

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Best Question and Answer

Q: How was Halloween?
A: Hmm, it's sort of all just a blur . . .

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Best Month Ever!! (again)(AGAIN)

Looks like Steady Mobbin' is out of control and can't be stopped!

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What a month . . . and look there at the end, I nearly had more hits on the 30th (Sunday) than on the 31st (Monday.)

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