Saturday, March 25, 2006

Best New Rule

I would like to propose a new rule, that the pets shall be allowed to eat at the table on Thanksgiving provided they:

1) Sit in their own chairs
2) Wear napkins tucked into their collars
3) Consent to wearing pilgrim hats or Indian feathers if the family is inclined to dress them up

I feel this rule would foster closer family ties and funnier photos for Christmas cards.

5 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:21 PM

    I have no objection to the new rule. I am, however, curious as what sparked the proposition of such a rule???

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  2. Anonymous7:37 PM

    That is pure genius.

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  3. Anonymous8:18 PM

    How are we going to train Kelsi to sit still in her own chair?

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  4. ziggy already does that

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  5. Ann #1: Sometimes, when I'm sitting around, I just get really, really good ideas.

    Ann #2: We taught Greg to sit still, I'm sure we can teach Kelsi.

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